May 2013
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asingularchild replied to your post: ..
Hmm/?
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saelem waddling around and wincing whenever she sits for the next few days omfg
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alchemistascendant:
Headcanon: cleaning wounds post-hatesex is an important kismesis activity.
It lets you care for your kismesis and torment them at the same time
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“Yeah.” You kiss her back, then spank her and toss her over your shoulder. “Where’s your shower, babe?”
You squeak and scowl, huffing quietly at him. Not much you could do, since you couldn’t walk. The nickname, as usual, made you blush.
“…In the hallway. Second door. On the left.”
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what if i spRITE POST-SEX SAELEM OMFG…..
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You shiver when he slips all the way inside of you and finishes, and you roll your hips against him in time with his grinding to ride out his and your own orgasm. Once you’re done, you relax against him, breathing...
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Anonymous asked: Ho'l up qurl, is that a black eye in dat pic?
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
rogue-of-ass asked: (( you made me laugh with the hedgehog thing and i fell sideways off my seat and collapsed spasming on the floor still laughing ))
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[[MORE]]The increase in speed and names he hurls at you render you absolutely wordless, and you’re so close you hardly make noise. With your mouth hanging open, each thrust makes you shudder, and the only noises you can manage are...
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ok wow i did it
thx fricks
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“you look like your pet hedgehog” — my mother
ok
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dappercoatcrew asked: pls fix the text size on ur blog o mighty waifu lord
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rogue-of-ass asked: (( i dont know whats happening with your blog but i am attracted ))
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“why do u have many black characters lol thats noT ALLOWEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBT OH NO I CAN’T STOP FARTING AND POOPING ALL OVER MYSELF PBBBBBBBBBBBBT O H NO HELP I AM A BABY PPPPBPBBPPBBBBTTTTT”
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IF A PERSON WANTS TO HAVE 1 BLACK CHARACTER OR 500 BLACK CHARACTERS OR 500 ASIAN/WHITE/LATINO CHARACTERS OR A MIX OF EVERYTHING IT DOES
NOT
MATTER
DO NOT EVEN TRY WITH THE RACE CARD IT IS 2013 I’LL STRAIGHT UP FUCKING KNOCK SOMEONE’S TEETH OUT OMFG
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corteztrolls:
the facial hair is fake
omfg
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He knows how to work your every weakness, and it shows; you’re a squirming, dizzy, moaning mess, and his bulge hits you so deeply with each thrust that you can’t even curse coherently anymore. You kiss him until...
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Another wave of pleasure rolls down your spine and makes your back arch. You already feel close to the edge again; you’d never been so sensitive before.
He kissed your forehead, and you stared at him dumbly, eyes lust-blown and wide. Your face burned and flushed wildly. Nobody had...
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fritoxis replied to your post: Either of you, chug a bottle of whatever you have. No bottled drinks? Hot sauce, mustard Have fun.
Kissed by a semi-drunk model. Accomplishment of the month.
perfect omfg
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saelem is VERY touchy-feely when she’s super drunk
and not just tipsy, i mean can’t see straight, slurring your words, falling on your ass shitfaced
when she’s tipsy it’s not nearly as bad
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slightly drunk saelem is my favorite saelem
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fritoxis asked: ► Either of you, chug a bottle of whatever you have. No bottled drinks? Hot sauce, mustard... Have fun.
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rogue-of-ass asked: psst. i like ur hair. *le abscones
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secondaryessentials asked: ►bε αdoɾαblε ιη sυρεɾ cυτε ραjαmαs ωιτh mε!! hεεhεε(yoυ cυτιερατooτιε)
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Anonymous asked: Saelem, kiss the next 3 people in your ask.
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Anonymous asked: ► Set up a mirror. Then put a fan in front of the mirror. Sit in front of the fan and turn on the fan.
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halfeye9trolls asked: ► PALE MAKE OUT WITH AA ((he pails his rails im gomen))
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Anonymous asked: does that forehead look like a butt
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Anonymous asked: ► SHOW us your forehead, you twit!
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Anonymous asked: ► Saelem, go find and read that book you've always wanted.
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thegrandchumpions asked: Y(+)U SMELL NICE
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thegrandchumpions asked: ► WAS(-) T(-)AT DIRTY M(+)UT(-) (+)F Y(+)URS WIT(-) S(+)AP
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Anonymous asked: ► Saelem: Flash your tits to the crowd
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Anonymous asked: ► Reveal your forehead!
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asingularchild asked: ► Saelem/,/let's/hug/. Hehehe/.
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Anonymous asked: ► Saelem: Moon everyone. That means, pull down your shorts in front of EEEEEVERYONE~
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paintedleo asked: ► gimme a kiss ;)
cabochongypsy:
asterismalvixen:
<o> saw an ◉ld cust◉mer ◉f mine getting pushed ar◉und by her mate…
<o> t◉ld him t◉ kn◉ck it ◉ff and he g◉t pissed.
<o> didn’t want t◉ make a scene ◉ut ◉f it. i had n◉ reas◉n t◉ fight back. it w◉uld have upset her.
-(o)(…Jasper, you have to bear in mind, in helping some people in their relationship situations, you put yourself into the...
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thegrandchumpions asked: ► MAKE ME S(+)ME C(-)ICKEN NUGGETS
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Anonymous asked: ► Saelem: Cut your bangs!
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Anonymous asked: ► Say you're lovable, Saelem
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Send my character a ► and a command. They must...
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can i make jasper’s descendant a handsome, flirtatious rainbowdrinker who calls everyone things like “darling” and “sweetheart”
caliginousgrevillea asked: let's have a twerk session and holla for a dolla girl you know these times are hard
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sells saelem to ppl for $1
thegrandchumpions asked: WAIT FUCK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANON
