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Anonymous: Would Saelem be okay with someone pulling on her hair while fucking her? (also what's the biggest bulge she's ever played around with)

u-uh…ye∀h, it’s fine. ∀s long ∀s they don’t rip it out or something weird like th∀t…

i…? i re∀lly don’t know, honestly.

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Anonymous: Do you think bulges are like tentacles, or more generally penis-shaped?

i always view them as more tentacle-like but i honestly don’t care what people’s headcanons are when i’m smutting with them tbh

i’ve done both human and xeno anatomy and i’m fine with both

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Anonymous: Are bigger bulges better?

uh…it depends, i guess? if it’s too big it’ll hurt, right?

…these questions ∀re emb∀rr∀ssing…;;

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If yall don’t constantly roast eachother are yall really friends

(Source: alwayskeepingitonehundred)

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Anonymous: Okay but what if someone tied Saelem's hair up into pigtails and used them as handlebars for deepthroating?

………

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dogs99999:

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Lov it! Love all of it

dogs99999:

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Lov it! Love all of it

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shamelessfancies replied to your post: “Why would you get in trouble if you didn’t wear it?”:
DISTRESSED SOUNDS. When it’s not like past 1am I have to ask you about this.

sweats lmao

yes i will be waiting here with the answers

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anusking:

do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day 

(Source: anusking)

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Anonymous: Why would you get in trouble if you didn't wear it?

eh? b-bec∀use…i’m ∀lypho’s…pet. remember?

i’m supposed to we∀r it. he told me to.